Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
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I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
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I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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