you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
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She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
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Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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