I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
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Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
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I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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