My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
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Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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