im holly from the hills drunk
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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