You really coming over, don't trick.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
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I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
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Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
third nipple confirmed
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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