Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
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If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
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Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize