So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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