Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
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Everything about him screamed your future.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
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I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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