It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
40s are totally the cure
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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