I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Randomize
