I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I looked at my own cervix.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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