his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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