this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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