I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
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One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
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I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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