im gay
i know
yea but for you.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
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Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I think my moral compass just broke
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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