I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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