Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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