I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
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I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
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I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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