We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
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Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
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This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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