Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
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He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
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I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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