ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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