i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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