hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
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I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
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This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
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Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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