My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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