can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
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Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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