we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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