Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
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Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
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I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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