I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
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please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize