I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
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She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
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I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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