Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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