so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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