bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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