Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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