holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
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I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
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Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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