what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
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Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
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No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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