never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
everyone is single if you try hard enough
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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