So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
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So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
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We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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