White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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