Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
be right there i have to get my cape
Your shirt... Was in my pants
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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