He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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