If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
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Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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