It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
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i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
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sex in a hospital.. check
YAS. BRING CRAB.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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