she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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