Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
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i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
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i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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