So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
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on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
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He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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