I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Randomize
