Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
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the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
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If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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