he puts the penis in happiness.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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