can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
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I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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