physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
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The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
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I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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