'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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