Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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