Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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