He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
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She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
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Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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