3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
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The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
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I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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