Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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