How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
